Toddlers Are A holes

Written By Bunmi Laditan
Toddlers Are A  holes
  • Publsiher : Workman Publishing
  • Release : 07 April 2015
  • ISBN : 076118564X
  • Pages : 176 pages
  • Rating : 3/5 from 3 reviews
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Download or read book entitled Toddlers Are A holes by author: Bunmi Laditan which was release on 07 April 2015 and published by Workman Publishing with total page 176 pages . This book available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle Format. Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period. Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief—along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside." Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine."). Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.

Toddlers Are A holes

Toddlers Are A  holes
  • Author : Bunmi Laditan
  • Publisher : Workman Publishing
  • Release Date : 2015-04-07
  • Total pages : 176
  • ISBN : 076118564X
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Summary : Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period. Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, ...

Mamas Don t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A holes

Mamas Don t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A holes
  • Author : Karen Alpert
  • Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
  • Release Date : 2021-04-27
  • Total pages : 272
  • ISBN : 076118564X
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Summary : Do you ever feel like you’re failing miserably at parenting? Do your kids keep acting like douchenuggets no matter what you do? Then this book is for you. From the creator of Baby Sideburns and I Heart My Little A-Holes (and the creator of two kids who once were ...

Mamas Don t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A Holes

Mamas Don t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be A Holes
  • Author : Karen Alpert
  • Publisher : Houghton Mifflin
  • Release Date : 2021
  • Total pages : 272
  • ISBN : 076118564X
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Summary : From the mom behind Baby Sideburns and the NYT bestseller I Heart my Little A-Holes, a hilarious and matter-of-fact parenting guide to raising happy, kind, and resilient kids....

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  • Author : Melissa Ames,Sarah Burcon
  • Publisher : Springer
  • Release Date : 2016-03-15
  • Total pages : 291
  • ISBN : 076118564X
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Summary : Contemporary popular culture has created a slew of stereotypical roles for girls and women to (willingly or not) play throughout their lives: The Princess, the Nymphette, the Diva, the Single Girl, the Bridezilla, the Tiger Mother, the M.I.L.F, the Cougar, and more. In this book Ames and ...

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  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release Date : 2016-05-15
  • Total pages : 72
  • ISBN : 076118564X
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Summary : REGULAR LIST PRICE 9.99 CDN$ 14.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: GIFTS FOR MUM #Mumlife is the best life! It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some coloured pencils and markers, this colouring book, and run ...

Toddlers Are A holes

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  • Author : Sopha King Tyerd
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2014-10-10
  • Total pages : 140
  • ISBN : 076118564X
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Summary : Toddler A**holery is a normal part of human development. It's like puberty but focuses mainly on throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. Reader, never ever blame yourself for your toddler being an a**hole to you. Toddlers are beautiful, ...

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  • Author : Dawn Dais
  • Publisher : Hachette UK
  • Release Date : 2015-09-15
  • Total pages : 240
  • ISBN : 076118564X
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Summary : They're getting bigger. And you're not getting any more sleep. Second in the Sh!t No One Tells You series, in The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers Dawn Dais tells it like it is -- again -- offering real advice for parents of growing children. Coming from ...

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  • Publisher : Lulu Press, Inc
  • Release Date : 2015-07-18
  • Total pages : 212
  • ISBN : 076118564X
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Summary : IS ISIS a problem that needs to be addressed? Hmm? Quite the question. The answer? Duh. This is a short piece, non-wonkish providing food for thought so that the reader can then think because I'm just a writer with an idiotic pen name no one has ever heard of....

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  • Author : Karen Alpert
  • Publisher : Harper Collins
  • Release Date : 2014-04-08
  • Total pages : 304
  • ISBN : 076118564X
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Summary : Following the success of Go the F**k to Sleep, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, and Ketchup Is a Vegetable, a collection of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood by the author of the popular Baby Sideburns blog. Once upon a time you and your ...

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  • Publisher : Laurel Leaf
  • Release Date : 2001
  • Total pages : 239
  • ISBN : 076118564X
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Summary : As further evidence of his family's bad fortune which they attribute to a curse on a distant relative, Stanley Yelnats is sent to a hellish correctional camp in the Texas desert where he finds his first real friend, a treasure, and a new sense of himself....

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  • Publisher : Wayzgoose Press
  • Release Date : 2021-07-26
  • Total pages : 212
  • ISBN : 076118564X
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Summary : Nurse Nate Bingham’s life is finally going according to plan. He has the wife, the dog, the house, the career… even a start on that brood of rugrats he’s always wanted. Frankie herself couldn’t write a better romance novel. But it turns out there’s a reason ...

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  • Author : Sarah Gardner Borden
  • Publisher : Vintage
  • Release Date : 2011-05-03
  • Total pages : 336
  • ISBN : 076118564X
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Summary : When Kate and Colin meet at a party in Manhattan their connection is electric. They marry quickly, moving to the suburbs, and in the light of day they seem like any young couple, but the games they play after dark are far from routine....

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  • Author : Clint Edwards
  • Publisher : Lulu.com
  • Release Date : 2015-07-06
  • Total pages : 214
  • ISBN : 076118564X
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Summary : "Clint is one of my favorite dad voices today ... He's the perfect combination of LOL funny, completely relatable and down to earth. There's nobody else quite like him!" - Jill Smokler, Scary Mommy "Clint Edwards brings real humor to the unsavory parts of childcare..." - Eli Epstein, Mashable "I always ...

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  • Author : Dani Collins
  • Publisher : Tule Publishing
  • Release Date : 2018-08-07
  • Total pages : 212
  • ISBN : 076118564X
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Summary : At her wit’s end with her twelve-year-old niece, Wren Snow takes the manager’s job at Blue Spruce Lodge so Sky can get to know her father, Trigg Johanssen—a tycoon snowboarder with a playboy reputation. Gold-medalist Trigg Johanssen is furious she kept Sky a secret, but quits competition ...

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  • Author : Sharon Doering
  • Publisher : Titan Books
  • Release Date : 2020-09-15
  • Total pages : 400
  • ISBN : 076118564X
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Summary : Five-year-old Ava Boone has been missing for six months. There have been no leads, no arrests. The only suspect was Leland Ernest. And mother-of-two Grace Wright has just bought the house next door. With whispered neighbourhood gossip and increasingly sleepless nights, Grace develops a fierce obsession with Leland. Could she ...