Fifty Shades of Chicken

Written By F.L. Fowler
Fifty Shades of Chicken
  • Publsiher : Clarkson Potter
  • Release : 13 November 2012
  • ISBN : 0385345232
  • Pages : 160 pages
  • Rating : 4/5 from 7 reviews
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Download or read book entitled Fifty Shades of Chicken by author: F.L. Fowler which was release on 13 November 2012 and published by Clarkson Potter with total page 160 pages . This book available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle Format. Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more! Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious. So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

Fifty Shades of Chicken

Fifty Shades of Chicken
  • Author : F.L. Fowler
  • Publisher : Clarkson Potter
  • Release Date : 2012-11-13
  • Total pages : 160
  • ISBN : 0385345232
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Summary : Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more! Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. “I want you to see this. ...

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  • Publisher : Clarkson Potter
  • Release Date : 2013-10-22
  • Total pages : 160
  • ISBN : 0385345232
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  • Release Date : 2013-02-07
  • Total pages : 150
  • ISBN : 0385345232
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  • Publisher : Unknown
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  • ISBN : 0385345232
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  • ISBN : 0385345232
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  • ISBN : 0385345232
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  • Release Date : 2021-05-14
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  • Publisher : Unknown
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  • Total pages : 212
  • ISBN : 0385345232
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  • Release Date : 1959
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  • Release Date : 2010-03-21
  • Total pages : 186
  • ISBN : 0385345232
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