I Love You Teddy

Author by : Scott Gordon
Languange : en
Publisher by :
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 93
Total Download : 532
File Size : 44,7 Mb
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Description : You helped me through the tough times. You gave me love, and helped me grow. This book is for you, teddy, and all our fun times together. Even as I grow older, I’ll remember you, always. Intended for children ages 3-5. It’s also intended for teddy bears, loving mommies and daddies, and anyone else with a tender heart. Approximately 30 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).


Crazy Love

Author by : Francis Chan
Languange : en
Publisher by : David C Cook
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 79
Total Download : 396
File Size : 54,8 Mb
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Description : Revised & Updated Edition! God is love. Crazy, relentless, all-powerful love. Have you ever wondered if we're missing it? It's crazy, if you think about it. The God of the universe—the Creator of nitrogen and pine needles, galaxies and E-minor—loves us with a radical, unconditional, self-sacrificing love. And what is our typical response? We go to church, sing songs, and try not to cuss. Whether you've verbalized it yet or not, we all know something's wrong. Does something deep inside your heart long to break free from the status quo? Are you hungry for an authentic faith that addresses the problems of our world with tangible, even radical, solutions? God is calling you to a passionate love relationship with Himself. Because the answer to religious complacency isn't working harder at a list of do's and don'ts—it's falling in love with God. And once you encounter His love, as Francis describes it, you will never be the same. Because when you're wildly in love with someone, it changes everything. Learn more about Crazy Love at www.crazylovebook.com.


Kneeling In Spirit Epub

Author by : Raven Kaldera
Languange : en
Publisher by : Lulu Press, Inc
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 72
Total Download : 528
File Size : 46,6 Mb
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Description : In erotic stories, consensual submissives and slaves are usually beautiful, perfect-bodied people who can endure any physical hardship while balancing a tray of drinks in one hand. But what about real life, where many of us in dominant/submissive or master/slave relationships cope with imperfect bodies and real-life challenges? Kneeling In Spirit explores the brave stories of disabled people in service and surrender, and the inventive masters and mistresses who love them.


Pigtastic Epub

Author by : Scott Gordon
Languange : en
Publisher by : Scott Gordon
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 15
Total Download : 371
File Size : 55,9 Mb
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Description : Pigtastic! is an fun picture book featuring over 30 pages of adorable computer-generated art. Introduce your children to a great message about accepting people for who they are. Great for bedtime! Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).


Captive Audience Epub

Author by : Donald Rump
Languange : en
Publisher by : Donald Rump
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 84
Total Download : 784
File Size : 51,9 Mb
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Description : Three men, one blonde secretary, a jammed up elevator, and a series of ghastly, deadly farts. What could possibly go wrong? Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 3,600 words.


Brilliant Nlp Epub Ebook

Author by : David Molden
Languange : en
Publisher by : Pearson UK
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 56
Total Download : 581
File Size : 54,6 Mb
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Description : Master the tools of NLP and become more effective, more efficient, more powerful and more successful. NLP can provide powerful tools and techniques to help you make positive changes in your life. This book clearly explains how NLP works and includes plenty of exercises to help you put the theory intro practice. This new edition gives you everything you need to know about NLP and how to do it – with more tips, examples, techniques and insights to show how NLP can work for you. Brilliant outcomes: - Understand and master NLP step by step - Discover how to apply NLP to your life, right now - Change your thinking; change your life.


Just Write Epub

Author by : Carpe Diem
Languange : en
Publisher by : Carpe Diem
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 24
Total Download : 784
File Size : 44,6 Mb
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Description : Just write. Does it have to be more complicated than this? Yet, as writers, we find all sorts of obstacles to put in our path. When struggling, this simple affirmation can get the words flowing and unlock hidden potential we did not know existed. Approximately 4,200 words.


Crazy In Love

Author by : Chrissie Manby
Languange : en
Publisher by : Hachette UK
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 54
Total Download : 765
File Size : 40,6 Mb
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Description : Heiress and celebrity Birdie Sederburg has been used to getting everything she wants. That is, until hot young actor Dean Stevenson (quite literally) crashes into her life. Birdie's convinced she's found The One. But Dean is only in it for his career, and is resisting her charm offensive. Still, Birdie is not prepared to admit defeat. As her obsession with Dean grows, she realises she may have to do something drastic to make him fall in love with her. But is getting herself kidnapped in order to win his heart as insane as it sounds? How far would you go for love?


Bully Vs Fart The Early Daze

Author by : Dingleberry Small
Languange : en
Publisher by :
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 11
Total Download : 815
File Size : 55,6 Mb
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Description : Billy the Bully is at it again! When he sets his sights on Lenny Lappy and his dork friend Nelson Deadwood, he gets more than he bargains for. Is Billy any match for Nelson’s pet fart or is life at Mile One Elementary really going to stink? WARNING: This book is full of farts!


Screw Work Let S Play

Author by : John Williams
Languange : en
Publisher by : Pearson UK
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 80
Total Download : 228
File Size : 48,9 Mb
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Description : "Do you have a sane work-play balance? Had enough of your job and want to change your life? Here’s how to do it" The Times Stuck in a job that’s boring you to tears? Slogging away at a business that’s never quite taken off? Still can’t decide what you’d rather do? Well, it’s time to change all that. We’ve reached a remarkable point in the history of work. With the right guidance, it’s now possible for anyone to make a living from doing the things they love. Written by a career maverick who escaped corporate life, Screw Work Let’s Play is your blueprint to create a work-life full of fun, freedom and creativity; something more like play than work. Packed full of stories from people who turned their passion into their living – or even a million pound business – you’ll discover 10 secrets to transform your working life, starting today. Discover life-changing ideas and practical plans including: · How to win your first playcheque – without quitting your current job · How to beat the doubts and internal blocks that hold you back · How you can play and get rich – even in a recession Whether you want to start a business, create an ideal job, write a book, or change the world, there’s no need to suffer unfulfilling work any more. Ready to play? Unlock exclusive extras at www.screwworkletsplay.com Join the Play Revolution


Epub Straight To The Point

Author by : Elizabeth Castro
Languange : en
Publisher by : Peachpit Press
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 46
Total Download : 726
File Size : 53,9 Mb
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Description : Almost overnight, EPUB has become the favored standard for displaying digital text on ereaders. The EPUB specification is a powerful method for creating gorgeous ebooks for EPUB-capable readers such as the iPad, Nook, and Kindle. Alas, it is far from perfect, with frustrating limitations, sketchy documentation, and incomplete creation tools. This extensively researched guide to creating EPUB files by best-selling author Elizabeth Castro shows you how to prepare EPUB files, make the files look great on the screen, work around EPUB weaknesses, and fix common errors. In this essential book, Liz shares her hard-earned experience for how to: Create EPUB files from existing Microsoft Word or Adobe InDesign files, or from scratch. Tweak EPUB files to take full advantage of the power of EPUB in each respective ereader. Control spacing, indents, and margins. Insert images and sidebars and wrap text around them. Create links to external sources and cross-references to internal ones. Add video to ebooks for the iPad.


Ten Stinky Stories Vol 1 Epub

Author by : Donald Rump
Languange : en
Publisher by : Donald Rump
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 17
Total Download : 403
File Size : 51,7 Mb
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Description : Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump weaves together ten flatulent tales of love, betrayal, flesh-eating cannibals, and everyone's favorite green gas, that are sure to blow you away. Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Over 100 pages (approximately 32,000 words). BOTTLING FARTS Could the greatest power… The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination… The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness… …be obtained by bottling farts??? THE CHAPPED-ASS CRITIC Zack Pimpton's ass never felt worse, and it doesn't help that his doctor is a part time comedian. Unfortunately, Zack is quite the bastard himself and accidentally says the wrong thing that causes the mild-mannered doctor to snap. GOING DUTCH Barnabus Prim has reached the end of his rope. Drowning in debt and married to an obnoxious wife who can't stand the sight of him, he decides to do the unthinkable. But finding a way to the afterlife proves more difficult than he imagined. MARRIAGE STINKS Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard everything until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in the DMV lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries farts? GASTROINTESTINAL BLUES Since leaving his posh position at the Department of Motor Vehicles, Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd smelled the last psychotic fart that nearly killed him. But in his new role as a psychologist, he quickly realizes that the problem is more widespread than he thought. Will a crazed client and his two gassy brides prevent the old man from getting one last piece of nookie before he dies? Or will Mackelroy talk his way out of another hazardous situation and live to see another hair pie? THE WOULD BE ASTRONAUT Hank Larmspitz has a plan. Well, sort of. He's going to be the first man on the moon, dagnabbit, and he's going to do it without the aid of a space suit or even a space ship. THE $500 QUESTION Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And not just any fart, a Spanish fart. Hay caramba! Can the used car salesman talk his son out of it? Or is this Christmas really going to stink? FINDING FLOOFY When a man falls head over heels for a murderous fart, he has difficulty coping with her mysterious departure. Was it something he said? Something he did? Was his penis too small? None of it makes any sense. "I will find you, my darling Floofy. Even if it's the last thing I do!" TILL DEATH DO US FART Helen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. “So you’re leaving me for a fart???” Helen exclaimed. WEEKEND GETAWAY When Martin Dollop and Arthur Bodine set off for a romantic vacation in the islands, they have no idea what they're in for. Now rotting away in a Mexican jail cell, it appears that they've reached the end of their rope. Even the pinche guard won't do them the honor of putting a bullet in their heads, and offers each a shot of poison to end their suffering. Will the two lovebirds cash in on their free weekend getaway and make things right between them? Or will the doomed couple kill each other in the process? BONUS! Also includes the bonus story I Am Fart.


Four Stinky Stories Vol 2 Epub

Author by : Donald Rump
Languange : en
Publisher by : Donald Rump
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 62
Total Download : 265
File Size : 41,9 Mb
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Description : Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump weaves together four new flatulent tales of love, betrayal, flesh-eating cannibals and everyone's favorite green gas in one dastardly volume. Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 14,000 words in all. THE $500 QUESTION Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And not just any fart, a Spanish fart. Hay caramba! Can the used car salesman talk his son out of it? Or is this Christmas really going to stink? FINDING FLOOFY When a man falls head over heels for a murderous fart, he has difficulty coping with her mysterious departure. Was it something he said? Something he did? Was his penis too small? None of it makes any sense. "I will find you, my darling Floofy. Even if it's the last thing I do!" TILL DEATH DO US FART Helen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. “So you’re leaving me for a fart???” Helen exclaimed. WEEKEND GETAWAY When Martin Dollop and Arthur Bodine set off for a romantic vacation in the islands, they have no idea what they're in for. Now rotting away in a Mexican jail cell, it appears that they've reached the end of their rope. Even the pinche guard won't do them the honor of putting a bullet in their heads, and offers each a shot of poison to end their suffering. Will the two lovebirds cash in on their free weekend getaway and make things right between them? Or will the doomed couple kill each other in the process?


Bully Vs Fart 3 Liquid Menace

Author by : Dingleberry Small
Languange : en
Publisher by :
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 49
Total Download : 405
File Size : 40,9 Mb
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Description : Nerdastic fifth grader Adam Gason has a big problem. He’s just been busted for smuggling a deadly toxin into the country, one he hopes can combat the army of farts Billy the Bully is amassing in the forest outside Mile One Elementary. Can he stop the evil bully and his Jamaican gangster sidekick from destroying mankind or will the Department of Homeland Security throw him in the slammer and detonate his Xbox? WARNING: This book is full of farts!


Literary Dynamite Epub

Author by : S.E. Gordon
Languange : en
Publisher by : S.E. Gordon
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 38
Total Download : 800
File Size : 48,5 Mb
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Description : An unappreciated author. An ugly bunny. Dynamite. Need I say more? Get ready for a wild and amusing adventure, which Author Wenona Hulsey calls, "A unique and wacky solution for dealing with writer's block."


Ceb Common English Bible Ebook Epub

Author by : Common English Bible
Languange : en
Publisher by : Common English Bible
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 81
Total Download : 719
File Size : 50,5 Mb
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Description : Take a fresh look at the Bible while you experience a new translation. The Common English Bible is relevant, readable, and reliable. The result is a new version that the typical reader or worshipper is able to understand. 115 leading biblical scholars from 22 faith traditions and 77 reading specialists in 13 denominations worked on this translation.


Ceb Common English Bible Psalms Ebook Epub

Author by : Common English Bible
Languange : en
Publisher by : Common English Bible
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 79
Total Download : 952
File Size : 47,5 Mb
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Description : Common English Bible Psalms eBook.


Ceb Common English Bible With Apocrypha Ebook Epub

Author by : Common English Bible,
Languange : en
Publisher by : Common English Bible
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 60
Total Download : 480
File Size : 41,7 Mb
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Description : Take a fresh look at the Bible while you experience a new translation. The Common English Bible is relevant, readable, and reliable. The result is a new version that the typical reader or worshipper is able to understand. 115 leading biblical scholars from 22 faith traditions and 77 reading specialists in 13 denominations worked on this translation. Contains Apocrypha books.


Baby Blue

Author by : Scott Gordon
Languange : en
Publisher by :
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 27
Total Download : 538
File Size : 47,9 Mb
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Description : A simple, delightful and utterly cute picture book celebrating the tender years of childhood. Feel the love resonate from the pages! Over 30 pages in all. Intended for parents and children 3-5 years old. Descriptions of my other books follow the main feature (approximately 5 pages).


Nothing But The Truth Epub

Author by : Sam Flint
Languange : en
Publisher by : Sam Flint
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 86
Total Download : 770
File Size : 55,6 Mb
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Description : Aidan Wheelan had built a successful life with nothing more than his wits and an instinct for profit. Not yet forty and already worth a good seven figures life seemed complete but then a knock at his door changed it forever. Everything Aidan valued, his beautiful wife, great kids and handsome home were at risk. But just when his long fight against authority to get back everything he’d lost was succeeding, victory could be snatched from his grasp. Faced with no choice Aidan stuck a deal with the devil, agreeing to become an informer for the agency prosecuting him so they could snare a much bigger target; a charismatic Russian billionaire with a shady past. A man with a deep interest in Aidan’s family. Love and friendship are tested to the limit as a web of lies, crime and violence envelops Aidan’s family and friends. If you have ever wondered how ordinary people go from watching the news to becoming the news, Nothing but the truth offers a frightening insight into how easy that can be. Discover how crime, politics and family secrets collide in a violent maelstrom that only love, truth and friendship can defeat. `Nothing but the truth takes you on a journey with John Le Carre behind the wheel and Simon Kernick and Sophie Hannah giving directions from the back seat.’


Dollar Chatroom Epub

Author by : Marshall Price
Languange : en
Publisher by : Lulu Press, Inc
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 96
Total Download : 705
File Size : 53,5 Mb
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Description : ‘Dollar Chatroom’ is a book of extracts from live, verbatim, internet conversations between Stock Market Traders. Selected to be easily read and entertaining, both on and off topic plus after hours. Including 49 posted illustrations and charts, from the wise and perceptive to the downright bizarre.. . Find out what it is like to sit in front of a computer screen for anywhere between 10 minutes a week and 16 hours a day to earn your living in the company of 1000 other like minded individuals.. . And who your buddies are.. . Choose your weapons.. . Stocks, Indices, Forex, Oil, Metals, Futures, Options, Swaps, ETF’s, CFD’s, FOMC.. . what else ya got..? Includes the 2008 Worldwide Stock Market Crash – The Beginning of the End..? Includes the 2008 USA Presidential Election. Oh, and by the way, don’t forget to take your sunglasses in the plane, right..? There’s always blue sky and sunshine above the clouds.. . And another thing, if you read a funnier book this year, let me know, will you.. ?


Tweet You Tweet Me Ebook Epub

Author by : John Voelz
Languange : en
Publisher by : Abingdon Press
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 22
Total Download : 393
File Size : 50,6 Mb
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Description : Jumping into the world of Twitter can be a little frightening at first. It’s not that it’s difficult to set up an account, but it can seem everyone who is already on Twitter has been given a secret decoder ring. The rules are quite simple really, and the benefit once trained is tremendous. Use this handy starter guide, written in Voelz’ quirky style as a set of Frequently Asked Questions, to get started. For a more complete view of social networking in ministry, read Follow You Follow Me: Why Social Networking Is Essential To Ministry, by John Voelz (Abingdon, 2012).


Till Death Do Us Fart Epub

Author by : Donald Rump
Languange : en
Publisher by : Donald Rump
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 14
Total Download : 915
File Size : 52,9 Mb
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Description : Helen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. “So you’re leaving me for a fart???” Helen exclaimed. For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,500 words.


You Have Something To Offer Epub

Author by : Carpe Diem
Languange : en
Publisher by : Carpe Diem
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 55
Total Download : 684
File Size : 51,6 Mb
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Description : Why do we write? Is it for money? Can its worth only be described in dollars and cents? Has commercialism poisoned our thoughts, and thus, our words? Is it keeping us from becoming the artists we truly are? Be proud of your work regardless of the money it earned. You are a success not because of what you have sold, but what you have shared with others. When times are dark and doubt sets in, just remember that you have something to offer. One author’s perspective. Approximately 3,500 words.


Alphabet All Stars Sei Sicher An Diesem Halloween

Author by : Scott Gordon
Languange : de
Publisher by :
Format Available : PDF, ePub, Mobi
Total Read : 80
Total Download : 251
File Size : 50,7 Mb
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Description : Ein weiteres Halloween steht vor der Tür! Sei wachsam, verkleide dich angemessen, gehe an vertraute Orte mit deiner Familie und Freunden, überprüfe deine Süßigkeiten und vor allem... SEI SICHER! Etwa 20 Seiten insgesamt. Bestimmt für alle, die nach Süßem oder Saurem fragen. Beschreibungen meiner anderen beliebten Kinderbücher sind nach dem Hauptmerkmal (weitere 5 Seiten) enthalten.